Funny New Year Wishes 2022 Status Messages Quotes Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Happy New Year!
Funny New Year Wishes
Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. happy new year
I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Happy New Year!
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Happy New Year!
New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies that don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
Happy New Year 2022! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.
New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!
I am in touch with 2021. I saw it going by this evening, waving at me and winking. Happy New Year 2022!
I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
May the happiness you get this year to become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!
I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.
My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
Read books instead of reading my status! Happy new year.
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
This year my resolution is to find out who I am.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Happy New Year!
Dear Luck, can we be friends in 2022 Please…
It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!
May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.
Go ahead make a resolution. It’s not as complicated as pregnancy.
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame, and champagne?
Life always gives you a second chance, its called Happy New Year.
You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year 2022.
My wish is that this year you fulfill your New Year’s resolution especially the ones you made at the beginning of last year. Happy New Year!